Are you a Bar?
Do you like the Video Games?
Do you have a Television Set!? 

Well then,
   Letta me introduce you to DRUNKTENDO.
Where peoples ,of all shapes of round,
         play Smash Bros whilst drinking
                                 and at your fine establishment.
Butt also play, 
                  Mario Karts
    and Fightin' Games
and whatever else is ported to the switch as if it was a MAME whoure.
Not that I condone emulation,
                         Just the Switch has a lot of old arcade games and every game from Capcom. I don't even know what Mame is. 
It's a multi-game Drunkavansa.
                                          That makes sense.

Here are some posters I made.
      I also have this website.
                   I bought the domain and now Drunktendo is mine!
That's also cool. 
   
 I am also at https://twitter.com/Drunktendo64


Make America Gyrate Again!
   drunkenly but in a responsible manner,
     with a Designated Driver or like an Uber/Lift.
At your bar!